All posts filed under: Satire

Dear Anyone: Notice Me, Please.

Originally posted on Unemployed and Unenthused:
I’ve mentioned before that I don’t think any of my cover letters have ever been read.  I believe this to still be the case.  If they had been, somebody would surely have contacted me by now.  I can’t say that every letter has been 100% original, but I can say that each one has contained something that should make a hiring authority either want to know more or question my sanity.  Here are the excerpts… “Dear Martha Stewart (or appropriate hiring authority):” “Some people see life as an epic poem — a hero navigating trials and temptations, eager to please the gods but cursed with all the flaws of mortality.  I find these people insufferable.” “I recently finished a fourteen lecture audiobook titled A Way With Words: Writing, Rhetoric, and the Art of Persuasion — presumably because I need more friends.” “Everybody hates a stylized resume that’s trying too hard — my apologies in advance for the wacky PDF I uploaded in lieu of a standard resume.  It’s just that…

Millennial Humor: Millennials Guide to Baby Boomers

This is a satire. Some nice dry humor to start your day. This is more of a Monday post, but whatever. I don’t agree with everything said about baby boomers, and obviously the “explanation” doesn’t apply to all Millennials. I’d like to think this video is dedicated to the Baby Boomers that are always trash talking and generalizing all Millennials. Enjoy! G.U.M Team