All posts tagged: joke

If the 2015 Canadian Federal Election was about doing the dishes

Originally posted on The Millennial Pastor:
Canada is currently in an official Federal Election. For readers in the United States, that means that our government is dissolved and political parities are campaigning for votes. All in the longest election in decades – 78 days. With endless media streaming at us for the next three months, I tried to articulate what the parties would be trying to do if the elections was not about security, the economy, the environment, jobs, etc… but instead about doing the dishes. Please share!

New Professions for Meek Mill Now That His Rap Career is (Probably) Done

Originally posted on Black Millennials:
Unless you’re allergic to the New School of Hip Hop, you know of the electrifying rap feud between Drake and Meek Mill. But if you’re stuck in your not-today chilluns …here’s a recap. In what I imagine was an intoxicated rant fest with hoards of yes-men, Meek Mill went on Twitter and said Drake didn’t write his own bars. Ah shit. Stop comparing drake to me too…. He don’t write his own raps! That’s why he ain’t tweet my album because we found out! 😁 — Meek Mill (@MeekMill) July 22, 2015 Audio soon surfaced of alleged ghostwriter Quentin Miller rapping lines from one of Drake’s many smash hits “10 Bands” on a reference track. All eyes were on DrakeBeard. He dropped “Charged Up,” an okay response that we soon learned was actually a stage-setter for one of the greatest diss tracks of our generation. Laden with piercing (and slightly misogynoristic, but corporate hip hop …) punchlines, Drake CA-LEARLY took the win. Drake evinced the strategic, clever, straightforwardness of a young Hov;…

Trump gives out Graham’s cellphone number

Originally posted on The Generation Me: GOP presidential candidates Donald Trump and Lindsey Graham. (AP) Donald Trump got back at frequent critic Lindsey Graham on Tuesday in a very Trump-ish way: He gave out the South Carolina senator’s cellphone number. Speaking at a town hall in Graham’s home state of South Carolina, the businessman-turned-presidential-candidate urged the crowd to call the state’s senior senator. “Give it a shot,” Trump said in Bluffton, S.C. “Your local politician, you know? He won’t fix anything but at least he’ll talk to you.” Read more…

Funny Conversations: Sharing Food

L and M are sitting at a restaurant table. There is only one piece of bread left. L – You want a piece of my bread? M – Yeah! (Goes to pick up knife) L – Don’t use a knife! I don’t know if I trust you! Pull. M – (Slightly offended) Fine bruh, but I pull big! They both pull with aggressiveness. G.U.M Team

Growing up: Times Are Hard

  As a child I also thought: Adults were more mature than children. Taxes would be easy to do or easily explained. College would teach me everything I needed to know for the “real world.” Wrong. All wrong. Maybe that’s a bit dramatic. What thoughts panned out to be false from your childhood? Pizza, Netflix, and Happiness. Mei.