I feel like such a grumpy old man for saying this…but I still hate the whole selfie thing.
Not just like taking a photograph of you and your ice cream (or whatever) and then sending it to your friend all: “haha – you don’t have a fucking ice cream, and I do!” – because of course, that is fantastic and I would never want to deprive anyone of such a perverse pleasure…
I’m not even talking about getting a quick snap of you and your friends together to mark some kind of occasion…actually you know what I have no problem with the selfie in itself at all…
But what I do have an issue with is the non-stop: KA-CHURR! … KA-CHURR! … KA-CHURR!
(That was supposed to be the camera sound on phones by the way; was a difficult one to recreate phonetically!)
You see I’m sitting here in Starbucks
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