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Millennial Jokes for Millennial Folks

They say that youth is wasted on the young, but is up-cycled and reused by millennials.

1. What’s the millennial answer to everything? Meh.

2. What’s the most millennial name? Etsy.

3. How do you kill a millennial vampire? With a hand-carved mahogany stake.

4. How do you boost a millennials confidence? Use a sepia-toned Instagram filter.

5. What do you get when you cross a millennial with The Godfather? An offer which doesn’t interfere with their personal life.

The jokes are courtesy The Millennial Joke Book. Warning: Some of the jokes are brutal.

Got any good millennial jokes to share? Send them to adultingmillennial@gmail.com or comment below!

Pizza, Netflix, and Happiness. Mei.

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