They say that youth is wasted on the young, but is up-cycled and reused by millennials.
1. What’s the millennial answer to everything? Meh.
2. What’s the most millennial name? Etsy.
3. How do you kill a millennial vampire? With a hand-carved mahogany stake.
4. How do you boost a millennials confidence? Use a sepia-toned Instagram filter.
5. What do you get when you cross a millennial with The Godfather? An offer which doesn’t interfere with their personal life.
The jokes are courtesy The Millennial Joke Book. Warning: Some of the jokes are brutal.
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